It is time that the rugby league community realised that players' shorts are way to revealing.
There are far too many occasions where in the process of tackling a player tugs at someone else's shorts revealing say a rose tattoo and his left bottom cheek. It is quite a health hazard as it distracts women viewers, their excitement leads to a dramatic increase in their blood pressure which will later manifest itself in the form of whining to their husbands about them not having the firm asses that these amazing sportsmen have. This in turn leads to a depression in their sex life as they are no longer tolerating the imperfections of their husbands.
